I’m going to take a minute to give myself the ol’ butt slap and “Good game”.
To celebrate my 33rd birthday two weeks ago, I “raced” my first Spartan Beast (solo) and my second Spartan Sprint (with our wicked team!) to complete my 2017 Trifecta. And now that I no longer have to use my hands to sit down on the toilet and pull myself back up again, I feel like I can reflect on my experience in a non-biased manner.
Let’s talk about this Beast.
Remember when I said that I was going to “actually train” for the next race. Oops.
We went on a two-week “vacation” in Montreal, Fredericton, and the Muskoka region of Ontario to attend a couple of weddings and relive our youth. I ran…twice. That counts as training, right?
My Beast was 6 hours and 42 minutes of totally-exhausting terrain, including 24km (my watch showed 26 when all was said and done); scaling 3 peaks (like actual ski hills), one of which was so steep that we were climbing up it like a ladder; and completing 30+ obstacles, climbing walls and ropes, carrying buckets of rocks and sand, flipping tires, and the like. I was hoping for under 6 hours, but that clearly wasn’t going to happen, and I realized that I was doing pretty good when – at hour 5 – I was chatting with some other racers who were already on hour 8. For many of us, it was definitely a slow-and-steady-wins-the-race-activity. I was running to finish…in one piece.
While this race was physically challenging, more than that, it challenged me mentally. And I definitely had to fight that sneaky voice that telling me to give up. There were many moments of doubt that I would make it (without seizing so badly that I couldn’t finish) and times when I wanted to give up saying – in the words of my friend’s 3-year-old (who, for the record, clearly did not learn this from his parents) – “Damn, son, f*ck it!”
The nice thing about these races, however, is that even if you are racing solo, you are never truly alone. Before you set out, they actually emphasize that fellow racers take care of each other. We commiserated and joked with each other to help make the not-so-enjoyable parts a little easier to handle. If someone was sitting off to the side of the trail, we checked in with them to make sure they were okay. It is like a little community of racers, some looking to better their time, most looking just for an incredible experience, all looking to challenge themselves and reach new limits.
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The next day, our team “Pigs & Chalk” ran the Sprint together. This was to be my “recovery run”. I did not recover. Instead, my stiff, sore, tired body barely made it through the 8k of torture (much of which was a repeat from the previous day). We had a tough team of Spartans who proved themselves by doing their own 30 burpees with each failed obstacle (I did 60…it was gross). It was long and hard, but we ended up victoriously jumping the fire together. No men left behind.
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As with most of my ridiculous endeavours, I learn a lot about myself and what I am capable of doing:
- I can climb my own damn rope. And I did. TWICE. Eat that Spartan Super.
- I still can’t throw a spear or get through the platinum rig. I’m coming for you next time, damn obstacles.
- I may or may not do this ever again (read: you better believe I’ll do this again, but maybe not at Sun Peaks haha).
- I may find some other crazy race to try (read: I’m already looking).
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Now that it’s over, I’m going back to a little more old-school lifting mixed in with some CF, gymnastics to improve my fitness routines, figure skating to feed my creative heart, and – because at 33, I’m already noticing a huge change from even just 3 years ago – mobility. Time to get back to basics.
Beefcake out.